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I love reading memoirs over the summer. It's a guilty pleasure. To be clear, I'm not talking about high brow memoirs. I go for the tales of serious family dysfunction. It's like junk food for me, although some of them are very well written, and a few even win literary awards. I will probably make a post about some of my favorites.
Today I want to talk about Zimbabwe Memoirs. I developed a little weird fascination with this genre about 10 years ago. I'm sure most people are familiar with the basic history. Formerly Rhodesia, Zimbabwe revolted against its apartheid colonial past in the early 1980s. Robert Mugabe was their heroic leader. As the years went by, his reign became more and more authoritarian and violent, rewarding friends and persecuting enemies. He destroyed the agrarian based economy and confiscated while owned farms that had previously fed the country. That caused widespread poverty and famously destroyed the currency.
The books I list below tell the personal stories of lives uprooted during this transition:
  • The Last Resort, by Douglas Rogers
  • Mukiwa, by Peter Godwin
  • When a Crocodile Eats the Sun, by Peter Godwin
  • Rainbow's End, by Lauren St. John
  • When Money Destroys Nations, by Philip Haslam and Russell Lamberti
  • Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight, by Alexandra Fuller
I recommend them all. Peter Godwin has written many books about his personal experiences in Zimbabwe. The two I list here are fascinating. Alexandra Fuller and Lauren St John are both excellent writers, and they are both honest about their family biases that color the stories.
Note that I have included "When Money Destroys Nations", although it is more the Zimbabwe version of "When Money Dies" than a memoir. Still, it contains interesting personal stories and will be of particular interest to those concerned with the debasement of fiat money.
375 sats \ 6 replies \ @freetx 30 May
My longtime co-worker is a "zimbie" (as they call themselves). He was actually drafted during the civil war and lived thru it. After the civil war he escaped to South Africa and eventually migrated to UK (company I worked for had UK office where we met).
Too many stories to tell, but some that stick out.
  • During hyperinflation suddenly coins get utility value. Soon everywhere you look coins have holes in them and are used as "washers" or spacers, etc. Why buy a washer for $500,000 ZWD when a 25c coin is so much cheaper?
  • All prices disappear from store shelves, because the prices need to be adjusted so frequent, it would be physically impossible to adjust the prices constantly. Instead, there is a large blackboard in front of the store and a man there with chalk and a rag updating prices as you shop.
  • Workers were paid 2x per day. Lunch and days-end. The wives would line up outside the office and husband would give her his lunch payment and she would run to store and immediately buy whatever she could afford on blackboard (see above).
  • Price controls are attempted but they intentionally create loopholes otherwise everyone would starve. So the government passes a law that "Bread can only cost $100,000 ZWD" however they exempt "artisan bread" from the price controls. So when you go to the store there is no $100,000 ZWD bread available....however there is the same loaf with a single raisin in bottom of bag that has now been termed "raisin bread" to fit the legal exemption for price controls.
As an aside. My friend is the one who introduced me to Rhodesian Ridgebacks (mine is sitting next me right now). They are great family pets if anyone is looking for medium-large dog that is good with families.
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Thanks for the informative post. Also, Rhodesian Ridgebacks are very cool dogs. I knew a few.
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Price controls are attempted but they intentionally create loopholes otherwise everyone would starve.
This was a fascinating detail, I never would have thought of it! Thanks for the additional color.
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118 sats \ 3 replies \ @freetx 30 May
Yea, really was to me too.
Said it would be regular brand name box-bread. Same branding on bag, same name, etc. It would just have a shop-placed sticker that said "Raisin Bread" and they would drop a single raisin into each bag....hahaha
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Panera Bread tried to avoid California minimum wage law by calling itself artisanal bread maker
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @freetx 30 May
Hahaha. Aren't politicians great?!?
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Snopes is also left leaning
Their take is usually the opposite of the truth
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I don't know much about Zimbabwe, but I do know that in 2008 a loaf of bread cost 10 million Zimbabwean dollars. That's insane! Can you imagine why?

In Zimbabwe, bread costs Z$10 million With inflation at 100,000 percent, few can afford even basic goods.
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They used to joke and say you needed a wheelbarrow to transport your money when you went to buy bread.. not sure they were joking at all.
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Trust @0xbitcoiner to have a photo/meme/gif for the occasion…
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They used to joke and say you needed a wheelbarrow to transport your money when you went to buy bread.. not sure they were joking at all.
And if you left the bundles of money in the wheelbarrow for a while, you found out that the money got discarded and your wheelbarrow stolen. The wheelbarrow was far more valuable. :-)
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The battle of real value vs State mandated value right there…
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I actually bought a souvenir Zimbabwe note of a giant denominator years ago. I'll have to dig it out and post a photo.
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Wow. Is that more than a gazzilion?
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🤔 I had no idea what 'gazzillion' meant, so I had to look it up.
gazillion, number, informal UK /ɡəˈzɪl.jən/ US /ɡəˈzɪl.jən/
a very large, but not an exact, number:
  • If you look online, you’ll find a gazillion recipes for chicken.
  • He has sold a gazillion records and won enough awards to fill a museum.
  • I'll be watching the Super Bowl tonight, just like gazillions of other Americans.
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Yeah - it was a joke on my part but a great word to have at your disposal.
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That’s pretty cool. Is it a million or something?
I have some random bank notes I have collected over the years. My favourite is an Iraqi Dinar.. very smug Saddam Hussein looking like he has snuck one out while his portrait was being finished..
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Looks like @0xbitcoiner posted his first. I can't remember the amount.
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Probably too large a number to comprehend.. it’s the poorest people who suffer run away inflation..
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I'm afraid many other countries will be experiencing a similar disaster soon.
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Well, Zimbabwe was once been a very highly ranked Cricket team. Exactly when Flower brothers used to play for them. 😜 I'm obsessed with cricket now and the cricket fever is boiling very hot inside.
Jokes apart, I know zimbawe to be a beautiful nation with happy people. I will take your suggestions and go deeper with works, memoirs about Zimbabwe.
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Andy Flowers was ‘retired’ from Zimbabwe cricket after protesting against the Mugabe regime at the World Cup 2003 (?)
Think he still coaches in the IPL but can’t remember where.
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Andy is a great coach. He currently coaches RCB. His past assignments even included English National cricket team.
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I really enjoy them, but I feel guilty. It's voyeuristic looking in on a family's slow decline. Regarding cricket, I have to look up these Flower brothers.
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I see, Zimbabwe is naturally rich country, but the political instability has caused it a lot of downfalls.
"Flower Power", the combination of Grant and his brother Andy Flower, was the mainstay of Zimbabwean batting for a decade. He was his team's most successful opening batsman who played the role of anchorman, with strokeplayers coming in down the order.
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Some great books in there. ‘When a Crocodile Eats the Sun’ was a recommendation from a fellow Stacker.
Had Freddie New (Bitcoin Policy UK) written a book about his experience in Zimbabwe?
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Rhodesia is named after Cecil Rhodes like the Rhodes Scholarship
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Awesome list, I also have enjoyed a lot of these stories, but there's a few I haven't seen yet, thanks.
Have you seen Hard-Boiled Egg Index: Surviving Zimbabwe’s Hyperinflation
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No, I haven't. I must check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.
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I also love reading memoirs. Thanks for the suggestions!
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Why during the summer, specifically?
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Because they are typically fast moving, "beach" reads which don't really require a ton of reflection and attention. It's kind of like how some people read bad detective fiction at the beach.
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Awesome. I like to read about the adventures of Truman also
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