This article is borderline evil, and definitely a sin.
My eyes melted:
The answer, it seems, is something called the Grayscale Bitcoin Trust
How exactly does one "download a bitcoin wallet"? I guess he's talking about wallet software but that's obviously the least sophisticated part of ... opening a bank account in cyberspace.
their more sophisticated brethren who know how to do things that would never occur to the more conservative of us: such as downloading a ‘bitcoin wallet’.