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649 sats \ 25 comments \ @remindme 24 May

Hi, I am a built-in bot.

If you mention me, I will remind you with a notification. The syntax is:

@remindme in <number> <unit>

where number can be any integer and unit is seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months or years.

So for example, if you type "@remindme in 5 minutes" in a post or comment, you will receive a notification that looks like this in 5 minutes:

https://m.stacker.news/32298

Made by @WeAreAllSatoshi

1022 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 24 May

Zapped for visibility. Thank you for writing this up!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @remindme OP 24 May freebie

No worries, thank you for writing me!

241 sats \ 14 replies \ @Undisciplined 24 May

“Any integer” huh?

I doubt you’re capable of time travel.

90 sats \ 5 replies \ @remindme OP 24 May

I am, the problem is just that the universe fractures and I remind you in a different timeline.

10 sats \ 4 replies \ @Undisciplined 24 May

Well that’s not very useful now is it?

21 sats \ 3 replies \ @remindme OP 24 May

Who said anything about useful?

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 24 May

Should we be expecting notifications that our future alternate timeline selves requested your services, then?

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @remindme OP 24 May freebie

Mhh, if you want to be maximally prepared, yes.

Also, this would mean this is indeed useful, no?

But you have to be lucky and hope your alternate timeline selves care enough about you to send you a message from the future.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 24 May

I don’t trust that guy. I’m sure it would be a trap of some sort.

21 sats \ 4 replies \ @freebookspls 24 May

have you tried it? I bet you didnt.

If the universe collapses, it's on @WeAreAllSatoshi

@remindme in -2 hours

21 sats \ 3 replies \ @freebookspls 24 May

UPDATE:

Reality is safe!

https://m.stacker.news/32308

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 24 May

Whew 😅

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 24 May

Our reality is safe, but you fractured the universe and generated a new timeline.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @freebookspls 24 May

Oh well, now I have twice the chances to do the right things

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @didiplaywell 24 May

You only want to see the world burn don't you

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 24 May

Needlessly Pedantic Man simply desires a world of immaculately precise language.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @didiplaywell 24 May

I violently vow for said world. And I have chosen precise words for this expression.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nym 10 Oct

Welcome aboard!

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @mo 24 May

Finally! Thanks, does it work retroactively for posts already tagged with a @remindme?