I love it when someone tries to be super disrespectful and dishonest with me... I will be the pettyest most nitpicky coworker in the world if you double down on being a dick to me. RIP to that coworker who I asked to apologize and put it behind us but she hit me with a double down... I see you

EDIT: She refuses to socialize with most of our coworkers because they should come to her and I have not only done stuff to clean up issues after her but let her get away with murder... don't try to out petty me is the lesson shes going to learn