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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @TheWildHustle OP 29 Apr \ on: New powers to seize cryptoassets used by criminals go live bitcoin
Hustle often dreams about defending his home from the looters using a 3d printed FGC and going down in a hail of bullets like John Stark (rest in peace).
Hustle's security model sucks, even his wife has better secured coins.
At this point I'll need to memorize my seed and recite it in my head while praying to god every night. Then when the thugs knock on the door, I put everything into a pot of alcohol and light the incriminating evidence on fire......along with the rest of the condo.
I'd imagine hustle would scream something like "Come and take it!" while laughing maniacally whilst being ready to execute an inspirational death performance.