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337 sats \ 21 replies \ @siggy47 29 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon

I read this morning that men (can I still use that term?) carry DNA data in their sperm. The US government has announced that they will soon require a money transmitter license before any sperm is transferred in any manner.

105 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 29 Apr

i hear sleepy joe launders a lot of money to kids

194 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 29 Apr

😂

36 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 29 Apr

yes

105 sats \ 3 replies \ @Lux 29 Apr

technically, men that had a dna altering procedure can be considered trademarked property, so it wouldn't surprise me

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @riberet19 29 Apr

Is that true or just a joke?

40 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 29 Apr

since when a joke is not true?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @riberet19 29 Apr

I understand :S

74 sats \ 5 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 29 Apr

Not trying to be snarky here, but is this news? Everything I know about both science and law comes from watching CSI, I just assumed we carried DNA.

31 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 29 Apr

Of course. I was joking, obviously. It would be pretty tough to pass on genetic characteristics otherwise. That's what makes these government enforcement theories ridiculous.

54 sats \ 3 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 29 Apr

And that's why I need to drink more coffee before diving into SN.

61 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 29 Apr

Actually, it's my fault. I worded it poorly. Also, I think because of my age I'm still lacking in the nuances of texting. In face to face communication it's much easier to express whether you're joking or serious. My daughter tells me that some people put a /s to indicate sarcasm, or a JK. I just can't get used to this.

54 sats \ 0 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 29 Apr

Heh. Whereas my daughter has explained to me that I should stop using the /s in most situations. I think it's one of those small things digital natives truly get, while those of us who are digitally comfortable but not native miss.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @riberet19 29 Apr

I always have two cups of coffee before diving into SN,! Sometimes it's hard for me to know when stackers are joking too.

108 sats \ 3 replies \ @Undisciplined 29 Apr

The first thing I did after Samurai was go out and get my license, for just that reason.

Better safe than sorry.

81 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 29 Apr

I was going to respond that in order to avoid any unauthorized transactions I watch a video of one of Elizabeth Warren's senate speeches, but I thought that might cross the line.

54 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 29 Apr

I was going to make a joke about you being too old for unauthorized transactions, but it seemed pretty tactless.

111 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 29 Apr

Yes, it would have been

54 sats \ 0 replies \ @dynamic_equilibrium 29 Apr

Honestly surprised you dont have to apply for a child license to have a kid. You need one to own a dog in the US