Some story as for bitcoin privacy: BTC 100 million users but shit the blockchain is so fkng public!

Let's try coinjoin. Now we are 10k weirdos mixing our shit with together, stirring the pot pretending it doesn't smell.

Coinjoin is not respectable: let's try funneling a few sats through LN... turns out not even LN sender privacy is that good.

How do I fix LN privacy? why not testing out an obscure layer 3 solutions like cashu. By this point the crowd got so small that we all know each other. Not very private I guess.