Hey all, I found a device on @supertestnet's github that tracks how long it's taking to find the current block. I figured with all the drama around the halving, folks might enjoy a more dramatic UI with an stress-inducing soundtrack for such a device so I forked it.
Please enjoy BITCOIN DEATH SPIRAL DEFCON TRACKER!!!!!!!
...It doesn't work that well on mobile yet. Sorry mobile users. If anybody thinks it's neat, I might keep working on making it more militaryish with some added block info and making it work on mobile.