this got my eyebrows way up high, that's wild
"You might be surprised to hear, given how common it is these days, that I'm not a Nazi."
Back when I was app-dating, I'd browse my competition's profiles. For the life of me, I couldn't understand why most of them declared themselves "feminists." Feminism had always meant equality of opportunity to me, so I was like "duh," but boy did I miss the memo of what it meant to some people.