Make sure to also snitch on any of your friends you know are non complying. They love snitches. Will probably give you a doughnut and coffee for free. 

Thank you! You saved my life!

I'm going right now to the IRS office and confess everything!

javier

I would suggest using almost exclusively custodial lightning going forward to avoid these things. You have engaged in some noncompliance it sounds like.

I would suggest walking into the IRS building and begging for forgiveness. They usually work with people who tell on themselves.

thebitcoinbugle

bitcoin

Amboss Wants To Free Humanity Through Compliance

Would you mind to please answer these two very important questions:

1. How do I declare to IRS the 400k sats I've won routing.
2. How to declare all the mess of my whirpool coinjoins? It's been thousands of tx and I don't want the gov to miss one single one.

I'm very worried that if I don't do any of the above properly, I could lose a lot of freedom and I could become a paria to my fellow statist fellowships.

Please, I beg you!! Help me!!! I'm anxious!!!

