"pretty normal functional family." Followed by "I had an existential crisis at the age of 18. I am currently 22 btw. I ran out of money, and because my dad is a hardcore conspiracy theorist, I knew the sky was falling from an early age" made me chuckle a bit, haha.

Nonetheless: thanks for the insights, and cool that things turned out well for you in the end! I hope that'll be where you are three years from now.