Haha! Your wife's a genius and she did know from the starting that you would have to relent. No choice, mate. 

Don't call yourself a hypocrite for just exposing your toilet habits. I value your privacy of hiding sats on SN wallet. You need to hide your sats, not your habits. 😜

Coinsreporter

I WILL LITERALLY SEE BLOOD SPOTS NOW IF FORCED TO USE DRY TISSUE. LONG LIVE THE BIDET

expatriotic

Poop is cool. wallet stats, never. I get it.

carlosfandango

My wife pushed for a bidet in our bedroom for a few years. I resisted. I relented about a year ago. It has changed my life. I cannot believe I used dry toilet paper on my tender ass for so many years.

I am aware of my hypocrisy. I expose my toilet habits here, but wish to keep my SN wallet stats private.

alter_native

Which is better: a bidet or toilet paper? 

TMI warning!!!!!

My wife pushed for a bidet in our bedroom for a few years. I resisted. I relented about a year ago. It has changed my life. I cannot believe I used dry toilet paper on my tender ass for so many years. 
I'm never going back!!! 

I am aware of my hypocrisy. I expose my toilet habits here, but wish to keep my SN wallet stats private. 