I'm having breakfast in the restaurant now. There was just a gigantic, Fawlty Towers worthy crash in the kitchen. All the workers went running. I think someone was caught off guard by what seems to me to be very rough seas.

Good tip, though we won't be going to any off plan dinners. There has been lots of chatter about the upside down pineapple thing, but no actual sightings. This is pretty much a senior crowd in our section, so the visuals you conjur are not pleasant.