ENJOY!*
*I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible for a normal human to win, but there is a little end screen as a reward if you can accomplish the impossible. It might be easier on mobile.
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21 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 22 Mar
How do you win? Do you need to not only hit every mole but be really fast?
I thought I won but still 3 EH/s left: video
Pretty fun nonetheless!
btw, the page always seems to freeze after you hit every mole.
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100 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb OP 22 Mar
You won! Yeah, that’s the winning modal. Dig the text.
I don’t think you can ever get the hash rate to zero (unless you’re like super human) because it goes up at a rate of log4 per second and log4 per miss but only down one (like literally linear 1) when you hit. I consider a victory when you ban it in all 16 countries and see that modal, but I honestly didn’t even think that was possible.
The freezing is probably just a glitch. I don’t have it (the glitch) on my computer or phone, but I didn’t play it on every possible browser (and I’m honestly pretty green in general).
But yeah, thanks for playing! I’m glad you enjoyed and surprised you won. Haha
Good thing real Bitcoin is way more resilient than my games…
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar
wow how did you do that so fast?!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Mar
Lmao this is hilarious. Nice work!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb OP 22 Mar
Thanks!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @anon 22 Mar
lol was fun.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb OP 22 Mar
Thanks!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @hodlme 22 Mar
Can confirm, is impossible. The active touch regions seems a bit undersized, particularly on mobile. They should probably be close to the size of the oval around the flags.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb OP 22 Mar
Thanks for playing!
Just a heads up, the active touch regions are actually the exact size of those ovals. The little Bitcoin guy is only up for about 80% of a second though before he runs off to his next adventure.
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