Don’t worry, soon doom will get so intense that it folds into itself, making time stop.

So eternal doom for all, guaranteed!

Scoresby

Every St Patrick's Day, as the world loses its mind and forgets that to be Irish is to be blighted, blasted, woe-bitten and many other miserable fates beside,

I mean, it is a holiday to mostly get pissed, over a dead guy that did something important that nobody really pays attention to other than to get hammered...Irish enough I think.

mostly_harmless

Why St Patrick's Day is Proof that the End of the World is Nigh

>Every St Patrick's Day, as the world loses its mind and forgets that to be Irish is to be blighted, blasted, woe-bitten and many other miserable fates beside,

I mean, it is a holiday to mostly get pissed, over a dead guy that did something important that nobody really pays attention to other than to get hammered...Irish enough I think.