Why Richard Greaser Is The World's Second Most Important Journalist | Late Friday Night Musings Stacker News Special

So a lot of people ask me why I'm the world's second most important journalist instead of the first. The reason is because Jullian Assange is easily the most important journalist alive today without a doubt. His work at Wiki Leaks may go down in history as the most important journalistic moment in human history, despite how many times Gary Kasperov will say Assange was a Russian asset.

The timing of Wiki Leaks publishing while Bitcoin was so young, and being one of the first media companies to use Bitcoin as a result of financial censorship is truly incredible. There is a reason that he is being publicly tortured in front of the world right now. To claim I am more important than Jullian would be blasphemous.

But now I must humbly explain why I am the second most important journalist. Richard Greaser is the second most important because of the amount of cigarettes I consume on a daily basis, and because I write exclusively using a type writer. Both of these things allow me to keep my integrity as a newsman as I am not infected by the fiat CIA controlled social media platforms. All technology is insecure, but typewriters writing analogue letters (I know you kids don't know what I'm talking about) exchanged through non CIA controlled bird drones, allows us real journalists to communicate truly privately with each other.

This level of privacy allows for superior investigative journalism to happen without interference from the globalists and shitcoiners. I'm surprised that it's not a more common practice as it seems like everyone is set on trying to communicate via internet connected devices.

Given my higher level of knowledge and superior communication channels, I am the only journalist in my elevated milieu that is covering Bitcoin related topics. Bitcoin by default is the most interesting thing happening in the world, and I am the only one of the superior journalistic class that is covering it. Many will wonder what it takes to become one of my status.

It's not that difficult. To become a journalist like me, all you have to do is reclaim your mind from the CIA brainwashing, smoke a bunch of Marlboro Reds, post profound thoughts on Stacker News way too late at night, and buy a damn typewriter.