Buy bitcoin.

In the short term it would probably have a net positive effect on its price. Maybe it would scare some people and push them out of the market. Offer no taxes for anyone who sells to the government.

If price goes up, government makes money. If price goes down, they can continue to buy more. The total market cap of bitcoin is 14% of the budget biden just proposed so it is not like it would be hard to start amassing it.

I hope this does not happen.