I fully agree, this is an extreme hypothetical. I could actually have rephrased it completely differently and with a much simpler yes or no question.
Do you accept to take 1 billion dollars to never use Bitcoin again?
Just thought it more fun to do it this way and provide a backstory... albeit a very unrealistic one.
EDIT: your suggested question indeed achieves a similar goal.
I answered that I'd keep my self hosted btc but it was entirely an answer in denial: there's no way that shitty captured btc is worth as much as my free range sats!
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Haha, at least you're being honest that if this scenario ever happens, you'd entertain, if ever so briefly, the idea of - what fiat-maximalists call - cashing out.
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(my words, not yours~~)
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