Oliver the Orchid is budding for the forth time. We found this vase at a thrift store that made a great orchid pot holder. Oliver's roots sit in a plastic pot that drains into the vase. The water at the bottom of the vase produces a high humidity environment for the roots without leaving them wet.
congrats on your [1] orchid
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Your bros look depressed like they're flowering at gun point.
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they party cuz they have so much sun
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i see they're just at a forever spa
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 24 Feb
that plant looks more healthy than me
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You're telling me. I'm Oliver's DUFF.
He gets so little sun too.
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In modern day, this term is only used by douches who can't keep up with current slang, and by stupid ass middle schoolers who think they are the shit because of the 2015 movie of the same title that attempted to resurrect the term and make it "cool."
That got harsh pretty quick. Urban dictionary is rough!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 24 Feb
Urban dictionary is like the toxic, based version of a dictionary that is always up-to-date.
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