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What's worse, shitcoiners, wizards, or laser eye'd swifties?
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We could probably determine this from putting them all on a panel together.
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20 sats \ 3 replies \ @joda 20 Feb
Can you imagine? BTC would be over 100k in two days.
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It's the year 2025. The swifties dominate the mempool. Hyperbitcoinization is rolling over the world like a rogue wave. 20yo women bullied all concert venues, online ticket sales into onboarding on Lightning. The domino effect was Lightning in all online shopping, all payment terminals and lastly all parts of the economy. The federal reserve resigns. A new golden age in America is looming. Let the next roaring twenties begin.
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @joda 21 Feb
Why does that sound so ominous?
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Because it's upon us
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Lmao.
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The queen of country music
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @joda 20 Feb
Dolly Parton?
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TSWIFT, though I could see how it could be confused because she is also the queen of the NFL
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110 sats \ 1 reply \ @hodlpleb 20 Feb
You guys get me every time
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It's because we are the Bitcoin standard of news
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Travis Kelce will break up with her. She has bad luck with men. On the other hand if it happens all the time maybe it’s her not the boyfriend
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That would be bad for Bitcoin. Quit bearing bearish
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Is this real or are we being pranked?
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @joda 20 Feb
Very VERY real. That's why the price of Bitcoin hasn't flinched.
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This is correct. Bitcoin only moves on fake news
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