Took the words right out of my mouth. I was about to post, but I was afraid I was just going to reveal that I was the cranky old bastard complaining about today's music. 

All that musical talent in NYC and the best they could come up with was these guys?

grayruby

This is accurate on all accounts, I'm just weird.

True to form the working class drunks were pissing in the stairwell during the 2nd intermission.

BTC_Bellzer

This isn't scientific. I would say:
Column A.            Column B
Yankees.               Mets
Giants.                    Jets
Rangers.                Islanders

Column A- Buttoned up, rich, corporate assholes

Stacker_Sports

NHL Winter Classic? 

siggy47

This isn't scientific. I would say:
Column A.            Column B
Yankees.               Mets
Giants.                    Jets
Rangers.                Islanders

Column A- Buttoned up, rich, corporate assholes

Column B- Working class drunks