Put the pattern in your phone. Could even be your wallpaper. And the list you can store it online I guess. Or, don't know if it's safe but probably you can also switch the list words (offline in your pc) to fit an easy pattern that you can memorize like a straight line, and you just have to memorize the starting cell. 

Do you trust that you'll remember the order of the words?

bitcoin

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Depends on the the value, if rather small I would probably put it in a ecash wallet like minibits and keep the backup seed, if bigger ammount I would use onchain and take the seed. For any  seed you could probably use https://www.borderwallets.com/