Probably the time I got a DUI. After our shift a friend and I got hammered in the middle of the day. We were properly drunk when he realized he didn't pick up formula for his kid like he promised his mom. He wouldn't drive so I suggested I would.

On our way back from The Mission, I ended up cutting off an oncoming car at one of those left-turn-on-green lights and they followed me back to my motel studio and called the cops.

I remember shouting "How convenient!" an awful lot of times and spent the night in jail.