Social security does work! My friend, Klaus, has a proposal to fix it:

• Eat de fiat foodz and de bugz (proper nutrition is essential for a long life)
• Take de vaccines (you will not drop dead young, trust the science)
• Don't own anything (you will rely on the state to provide, the state always provides)
• ESG (you won't run out of energy, trust me)

You will NOT die young and Socialism security will prosper for the next generation