But, of course, Trim only started eating people because nobody bothered to feed him.
That had me cough-laughing, badly (I've a pretty bad cold).
The heat from the cat’s solid waste was harnessed to power small thrusters, which the cat was able to direct through an ingenious piece of headgear. They were dire amenities, indeed.
On the other hand, thinking about a cat moving with small thrusters made me smile. I'd love to have seen the look on it's face...
...Probably a face no other cat had ever pulled, and 100% meme material.
... I spoke too soon! The thought of the noise the cat would make as it zoomed overhead (and hitting another wall) repeatedly beat the first, many times over.