Only because I'm fucking late to this fucking Fuckfest of a party!

You should've @'dded me, siggster, not cool.

I lost my chance to be the #1st - and thus the OG - of this new series to a thug like @ekzyis because of this blunder!

There's only one way to revenge this; I'll win this.

Do you feel somehow different? Walking with a little more swagger?

Because of being the first entry or because of my story?

I might feel a little more swagger because I was able to write this thing down in less than 5 minutes.