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Lyrics
Intro:
Bitcoin Billionaire Ballers
The Bitcoin genesis was mined
January third two thousand nine
Fifteen years later
Verse 1:
The talking heads all said
Bitcoin is all but dead
Until they woke up in bed
Witta fuckin horse’s head
Now they donkeys muling shitcoins
Chumps, slick cats hit smooth licks on
Flunkies, poo butt niggaz snitch on
Punk bitches, the kool kids pick on
Fool my lawyer’s my bodyguard
I’ll beat that ass, then beat charge
Stack my chips, flip the stack
Back up the flip, chip in, give back
Regaling tales how my four queens
All hail they’re alpha male lion king
Got the Feds and the faggots, hating on my team
A red black and green, money makin machine
Chorus:
Bitcoin
Like gold is rare
Bitcoin
Makes money fair
Bitcoin
Shows that we care
Cause Bitcoin
Was made to share
Verse 2:
My Wall Street is right here
It’s not up top, its right here
This all me, right here
The buck stop, right here
No stock brokers here
No pot smokers here
Cause you gotta be focused to hear me, to see clearly
To acknowledge the knowledge, in the poetry in your ears
I’m plot spoiler revealing
I write pot boilers, healing sister’s feelings
For the Philly bearded ahks, who wasn’t scared off
Of bumbaclot chairman of J.P. Morgan
From the O-eight scam, where Uncle Flim Flam Sam
Exploited your fear, extorted you like a queer
Faggot in the jailhouse, givin assholes bailouts
But our cash safe now, in our safe house
Chorus:
Bitcoin
Like gold is rare
Bitcoin
Makes money fair
Bitcoin
Shows that we care
Cause Bitcoin
Was made to share
2nd Chorus:
Bitcoin making
Millionaires
If it keep going we
Billionaires
Maybe even
Trillionaires
So Bitcoin ain’t going
Nowhere
Bridge:
Now these are some practical things that we can do
We begin the process of building a greater economic base
And at the same time we’re putting pressure
Where it really hurts
The words of Doctor Martin Luther King Junior
April third nineteen sixty-eight
In Memphis Tennessee, fighting the powers that be
Economically
In the summer of sixty-eight, James Brown sang
We’re a people, we like the birds and the bees
But we'd rather die on our feet
Than keep living on our knees
So why we still begging like James and The Famous Flames
Live at the Apollo in sixty-three
Please, please, please, please
When Bitcoin got its X January 3rd
Two thousand nineteen
Chorus:
Bitcoin
Like gold is rare (like gold is rare)
Bitcoin
Makes money fair (make money fair)
Bitcoin
Shows that we care (show that we care)
Cause Bitcoin
Was made to share (was made to share)
2nd Chorus:
Bitcoin making millionaires (making millionaires)
If it keeps going we billionaires (billionaires)
Maybe even trillionaires (maybe even trillionaires)
So Bitcoin ain’t going nowhere (Bitcoin ain’t going nowhere)
Chorus:
Bitcoin...
Like gold is rare
Bitcoin...
Makes money fair
Bitcoin...
Shows that we care
Cause Bitcoin...
Was made to share
2nd Chorus:
Bitcoin making millionaires (millionaires)
If it keeps going we billionaires (billionaires)
Maybe even trillionaires (trillionaires)
So Bitcoin ain’t going
Nowhere...