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1345 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 1 Feb
You can whittle small statues of @k00b, @Car and @ekzyis in a row of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkees maybe?
It would take skill.
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The fourth Wise Monkey is @siggy47 holding a Bitcoin wallet giving the age-old wisdom:
"HODL NO EVIL"
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I have to admit there is a striking resemblance.
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You could use it as a paperweight, but I think it might serve better use as slow-burning firewood.
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Stick your seed phrase in it.
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @OT OP 2 Feb
Actually, I've been using it to stamp a seed into steel washers. Its not as good as a chunk of steel though
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Ah, so there's method in your madness. A cheap, tried & tested, clever hack - excellent!
Was it successful? Did you find (and sue) the builder who built that wall? Did they jump, when you hit them, or stay put? (I mean the washers not the builder)
So many questions...
You could use it to prevent your car from rolling down a hill.
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524 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman 2 Feb
Make the top level with the floor and use it as a base to split smaller pieces with an ax.
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You could start carrying it overhead and throwing it around every day in preparation for one of those strongman competitions.
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422 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT OP 1 Feb
Lol
Or I could do it once into the bin!
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Fire wood?
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Lol
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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @kr 1 Feb
you could make a few end-grain cutting boards for your kitchen
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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @kr 1 Feb
you could turn it into a small stool
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Nice design!
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this post should have been posted on ~Design ;) next time
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Post a photo of it on Stacker News.
I hear they give sats for any old shit.
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63 sats \ 1 reply \ @OT OP 2 Feb
Must be a shortage of original content
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Or maybe try Sticker News 🪵?
Sorry, I thought your post totally random & surreal - until I read you actually used it for stamping seed on washers.
I wonder if people realized this - or just got off with how surreal it appeared?
Never mind, they seemed to use it as a way to crack jokes anyway - that's certainly a win-win in my book.
Salut! ☸
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PROOF OF WOOD
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