The Universal Good Deal

Aliens from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.
They're selling lava lamps, fanny packs, water beds, and more and everyone's buying it. Wouldn't you? It's from outer-space! Made by Aliens! And everything's on sale! It's a steal.
But the Aliens only take cash.
It's up to a marketing genius, a bosomy politician, and a genuinely nice guy to figure out what the Aliens really want before we all become the product.
Can humanity survive the most effective advertising campaign ever created or will the Aliens make a real killing?

Praise for The Universal Good Deal

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The story is, of course, an extravaganza.” –Joseph Stalin
“It has been translated into most of the languages of Europe, and I suppose it has been more generally read than any other book, except perhaps the Bible.” –Benjamin Franklin
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I like it…It is not wrong if (The Universal Good Deal) is read two, three times.” –Mahatma Gandhi
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “A big fat book full of coloured drawings by Japanese children.” –Albert Einstein
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I must say it is a beautiful book.” –John F Kennedy
“The partial reading I have already given it has afforded me much of both pleasure and instruction.” –Abraham Lincoln
“I have gathered scattered pages from this holy book, from the filthy street gutters of Baltimore, and washed and dried them, that in the moments of my leisure, I might get a word or two of wisdom from them.” –Frederick Douglass
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “That book was not written for the masses but exclusively for the intellectual leaders” –Adolf Hitler
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “You’d better quit your fooling and take up this book.” –John Brown

Read it now!

Chapter 1Chapter 11Chapter 21
Chapter 2Chapter 12Chapter 22
Chapter 3Chapter 13Chapter 23
Chapter 4Chapter 14Chapter 24
Chapter 5Chapter 15Chapter 25
Chapter 6Chapter 16Chapter 26
Chapter 7Chapter 17Chapter 27
Chapter 8Chapter 18Chapter 28
Chapter 9Chapter 19Chapter 29
Chapter 10Chapter 20Chapter 30

Who Brought the Steak Tartare?

The sequel Who Brought the Steak Tartare? describes in great gory detail the awful misadventures of Franklin, Flinders, and crew as they navigate the harsh environment of outer space accompanied by that evil cat, Trim.
Who Brought the Steak Tartare? will be published serially on SN beginning 2 February 2024.
284 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman 1 Feb
Really pleased to see that you've added some graphics @cleophas (albeit just a 'header' for now).
I think more well-chosen graphics, if you can source/create them might help to entertain readers even further.
Welcome back!
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How interesting! How had I not seen this post before? I hope to start the book as soon as possible
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This is perfect! I will use this link to include in my index, with the goal to give your book more visibility. I expect to begin Saturday. Please give me your feedback once I post.
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