I was drinking when I typed this. (just kidding. I wish I had that excuse)
You've just been in a spiral since you lost your hat. I doubt Sheriff Siggy would have made that mistake.
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What??? Siggy lost his hat?
My whole SN worldview has been turned upside down. I need to go do my next set of 25 push ups and then figure out how to pick up the pieces from this news.
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There's a new sheriff in town. However, he very suspiciously has an even older cowboy hat than Siggy ever had. Who can guess at the games the upperclass play?
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Insider trading.
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If grovelling the same? Asking for a friend.
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Too much pressure. Constantly looking behind my back.
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