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“Darling, can I go out and drink with my friends while you take care of my two kids single-handedly? Thanks, I’ll be back before sunrise!”

Is a conversation I dream having with my wife every day but never happens…

…because I’m henpecked lol

Don't need to make it into a conversation. Just leave it at those statements and head out.

Conversation will happen after sunrise. Or not at all. Ever.

/s

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You have balls

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Do not be mistaken, I'm only that cool and ballsy behind the safety of my keyboard.

My wife may not be Japanese, but she knows how to control her husband.

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If your wife is South Korean, they are known to be a feisty bunch lol

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