Great question.

I'll throw Dipsy head-first into Tinky Winky, aiming for the heart. The spear on Dipsy's head will hopefully take out the purple motherfucker, which is important, since Tinky Winky is the biggest one.

I think I can take out Laa-Laa in a 1on1, but I'll have to be quick since Po is still around. Once Laa-Laa is down, I'll disable Po by pulling his head back and sticking his two feet through his ring on the top. He won't be able to bother me anymore once he's a sad little pretzel.

If Dipsy is still able to move after the initial throw, I'll Liu-Kang his ass with a solid flying kick, and that should be the end of it.