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For the price of one ferro rod, you can buy a dozen lighters. :)
ensure they know exactly where your first aid kit is
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Feel like I'm talking to a mirror 😂😂 everything you've said above I would have said myself. I'm sure it'd be great fun to do a wild weekend in the woods with you.
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Ahh... See? That's why he's so keen on bringing condoms... "Wild weekend" my ass, he wants your's! 😉
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I went back and forth on that statement and went yaknow what... I got no way of saying this without innuendo so f it...
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Man, I really love how I constructed that, gotta give me a pat on the shoulder for that... Wewski.
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😂😂😂 you can have that one. Good job. But really in survival mode... I wouldn't waste the condom on someone, I'd keep that for water. It's Raw or move along.
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"Multi-purpose, Multi-Use..." Your water just got a healthy shot of vitamins and protein... :)
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😂
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