I always stress that lightning is indispensable, brw it costs nothing to help them set up a wallet and send them some sats, they will be just as excited, or even more excited than when they get their first bitcoin, plus they will see first hand how easy it is to use lightning in their day to day business

satoshiplanet

Of course I will do it
https://media.tenor.com/Ip_-PbuGZ3wAAAAM/cowboys-cowboy.gif 

Wait no, I have a better response. Tell them that the best you can do is to pay via zaps on SN if they sell their burgers on ~Agora

bitcoin

Trolling a burger shop until they accept bitcoin  🍔⚡

This is what "toxic bitcoin maximalism" should be about, lol

Also great GIF. I see great potential in you.

Btw, when they start to accept bitcoin onchain, tell them the best you can do is a lightning transaction.