Ok, here are a few:

1. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a credit score is something you get in a video game.
2. Yo mama so fiat, she believes the national debt is just a number they put up to look fancy.
3. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bear market is a great place to buy honey.
4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a hedge fund is a gardening expense.
5. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bull market is where you shop for livestock.
6. Yo mama so fiat, she believes interest rates are how much people like you.
7. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the gold standard is a rating for excellent jewelry.