Ok, here are a few:

1. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a credit score is something you get in a video game.
2. Yo mama so fiat, she believes the national debt is just a number they put up to look fancy.
3. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bear market is a great place to buy honey.
4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a hedge fund is a gardening expense.
5. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks a bull market is where you shop for livestock.
6. Yo mama so fiat, she believes interest rates are how much people like you.
7. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the gold standard is a rating for excellent jewelry.

Yo mama so fiat, she thinks hedonic adjustments is a sexual position.

Yo mama so fiat, your dad said "there's more where she came from"

Yo mama so fiat she wants UBI so she can quit her job.

https://m.stacker.news/8371

Sorry, but it had to happen (@thebitcoinbugle made me do it):

1. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks hyperinflation is a fitness routine to burn calories by spending money
2. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks inflation is just the price of getting a good deal
3. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks rising prices is a sign of economic prosperity
4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks she’s going to retire with social security
5. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks Elizabeth Warren should be president
6. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks working two jobs is better than one
7. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the price of gas is going up
8. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks buying something on sale means she saved money
9. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks the president is in charge of the economy

Which is best, what are

4. Yo mama so fiat, she thinks quantitative easing is a brand of stretchy pants

My favorite!

I didn't pay attention so only at number 9 did I realize it was Fiat and not fat.

Anyone here based enough to remember the "ebonics" plugin for mIRC?

Beautiful

Yo mama so fiat, she thought Saylor is a sailor

Mad ass Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so Fiat she keeps it in the mattress

Yo mamma so Fiat she thinks one job can afford this lifestyle

Yo Mama so fiat, she keeps newly printed bills because they look good.

Yo mama so fiat she thinks the government can tax its way to solvency.

Mothers are old-fashioned, they still can't understand

hahaha this reminded me that in Venezuela they said: "I don't care if the dollar goes up because I don't earn/spend in dollars" 🤦‍♀️

Yo mama so Fiat she thought Bitcoin was a ponzi and bought t-bills for the mad gainz.

Lmao. Couple good ones here is mine.

Yo mamma is so fiat, when she walks into a room, inflation rates skyrocket! Even central banks can't keep up with her devaluation!

Yo mama so fiat, u install her an app to recieve some sats and she unistalls it not to get in troubles with the state.

Yo mama so fiat, she bought you U. S. Savings Bonds