Bro, you're running Umbrel & Microsoft... that's not nearly as hard as you're presenting yourself to be.
Relax. You're being led by the nose into an argument that doesn't need to be had. The worst thing to happen to decentralized mining in the last 10 years was Samourai's social attack on OCEAN.
Posting "based chad" memes under "toxic maxi" responses just looks like fangirl behavior. I say that as a toxic maxi.