We were coming home from a road trip, he had to pee, so I pulled over so he could water the ditch weeds.

He got out. Shut the door. Turned around got immediately back in the car. I said “thought you had to pee so bad" while he is saying “drive, just drive"

Next morning, the local news story about two escaped prisoners, in the old barn right where I pulled over to let him pee.