Look, not trying to turn Stacker into WSB here, but excuse me, the price on those is more appealing than Salma Hayek's bust post-50

Most of ma bitcoin is in cold storage like a good little HODLer, keys encrypted by a ColdCard and memorized in my brain--which is perhaps the coldest act of self-sovereignty. How's that for signal? And some of ma bitcoin (<5%) is shamefully being pimped on Celsius, an exchange that will implode at some point obviously, but borrowing against it to buy those Riot 2024 calls seems prudent until then. This is my version of shitcoining btw, as opposed to people that buy actual altcoins (shitcoins).

I think this Riot shitcoinery will outpace BTC by at least 5x initially (short-term, not mid- or long-), allowing me to acquire a whole coin for every $6k allocated to the calls. I guess I'm writing this hoping for a friend to talk me out of, or into it. Thank you.