Say that in two months 🌝
You don't know what calendar I use.
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Sorry, I have yet to receive the Reptilians weekly magazine [Calendar included].
It comes every 4 years on earth.
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I have a Chinese friend who confuses everyone about not only when his birthday is, but also how old he is. He's just old enough that his parents used the traditional lunar calendar for his birthdate, but they had to translate it to the official government calendar for his records. However, they messed that up, so now he has about three different birthdays and we only know his age with a margin of error of about one year on either side.
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The hell?!? He gets three parties per year and can blatantly lie at being younger without anyone being able to confirm the facts.
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One of the relatively few privileges of being born in a rural Chinese village
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