Give me your best one-liner or other short-form standup jokes.
I’ll kick us off with some classic Mitch Hedberg:
Also Mitch:
When I was a boy, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was.
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Give me your best one-liner or other short-form standup jokes.
I’ll kick us off with some classic Mitch Hedberg:
Also Mitch:
When I was a boy, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
I used to do drugs,
I still do, but I used to too!
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
If dinosaurs are really extinct, where are all these fossils coming from?