daily saloon intro?
you mean
Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon. Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back! We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
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and no, i can't promise anything, i want to be more just a pleb than be treated like a SN dev, lol