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I stop at the taco truck to get some chicken street tacos. Wife says she wants 4. Kid says 6. I want 2.

I order 10 tacos. They come on two plates, 5 each. I hand them over to my fam.

Wife hands me back a plate with 3 tacos.
Kid hands me back a plate with 2.5 tacos.

I now have 5.5 tacos. SMH.

What a good father and husband you are, keep it up.

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Could have pocketed 3.5 chicken tacos worth of bitcoin.

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