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Nobody comes here anymore. It's too crowded
- Yogi Berra

Nobody drove in New York. Too much traffic.
-Futurama

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That's excellent, and somehow true.

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too crowded

Not crowded enough to be honest ;)

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I know. What's going on?

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I honestly don't know. I guess cowboys have different priorities these days.

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Well, what the hell is more important than killing time and spouting bullshit?

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feeding raccoons on the porch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I told my wife I want to be like that guy. She told me she would shoot them and me.

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What ever you do, do not mess with this racoon.
The High Evolutionary found that out the hard way.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/75/75/e67575fc180ef2a634eec43f1065fe33.jpg

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yes, but is not more dangerous than a wife with an AR-15 that hates raccoons

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I hope that was just an expression. I think she may have access to an old shotgun.

Nothing my good sir. Absolutely nothing.

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I am just watching... for a while.

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Lol. Creeping you are.

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  • β€œOur greatest asset is the one we distrust the most.”
  • β€œThe true value of Bitcoin is no higher than zero.”

2 quotes, 1 nut.

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