The author of this article shared the article in a Twitter thread, with much of the info from that article. The Tweet that kicks off that thread is:
Allow me to share an article I wrote that looked into how shitcoins perform after being listed on Coinbase.
After digging into it, I remain highly critical of Coinbase's questionable listing policies and marketing strategies.
TL;DR - Coinbase is the woooooooorst 🎶