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38 sats \ 6 replies \ @JustDavids 19 May 2022 \ on: Daily discussion thread
Zelensky and Putin are in love with each other no matter what the media tells you. But their society forbids their love…so they cause war so that they can see one another’s face on TV.
Sorry, I meant Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Who crapped on who's bed first?
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The bed was a metaphor for each other’s chest.
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It comes full circle. First trump is accused of peeing on Obama's bed in Russia, now putin and zelenskyy are pooping on each other's bed. What's the deal with billionaires and confusing a bed with the toilet?
I just realized Elvis fell asleep on the toilet and died... this is spooky
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You’re beginning to realize that everything is about poop. EVERYTHING.
You’ve just been brown pilled.
Ew that sounds nasty every time.
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It's a tough pill to swallow
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That’s because it’s a suppository.
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