Day dreaming about cheeky bitcoin-related business names. Best one i came up with:
a local resell/repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This 😅
Anyone else think of some ?
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Day dreaming about cheeky bitcoin-related business names. Best one i came up with:
a local resell/repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This 😅
Anyone else think of some ?
A swimming pool called the MemPool
LOL good one!
Perfect, perfect!
Laxitive pills -- gradually, then suddenly 🤣
Weed review company called … hashrate
LOL this post is getting really funny. For sure somebody will lurk for these names.
When we see one in the wild...that is the clearest sign of hyperbitcoinization i can think of 😅
Another one: public storage facility called... Block Space 😅
https://i.postimg.cc/gkfFJDBw/cold-storage.jpg
Also would work perfectly for a fridge or camping cooler company 🤙
Carbon fiber utensil company called … hard fork
door bell company called ... knockimoto
Love it
Company that determines required tallness for rollercoasters … blockheight
https://i.postimg.cc/x8B5j8zz/Darth-laugh.gif
Pocket watch company called: Time Chains 😅
I'd open a pub called Inbound Liquidity
Sister pub: Outbound Liquidity. Or perhaps they just put a sign above the restroom.
Yes!
Beginner Mushroom Growers Alliance called ‘Funghibility’
This name is so great it makes me want to shitcan my life and start this business.
It’s a crowded industry…. There’s not mushroom for newbies…
Bro the only thing keeping me from taking my zap back is payment finality.
LMAO…
Only Fans talent management: Out-of-bound Liquidity
Utensils for babies: Soft Fork
A sandwich shop: Sotoasty
Energy mints for marathoners: Hals
Ball sunning LEDs (thx https://getchroma.co) for fertility: Strong Seeds
Local park called Blockspace
There's a bar a few km from me called "X", so X Pub
A niche magazine for forklift drivers - Stacker News
X pub would be such an awesome wink to insiders, fantastic.
Pete McCormack would be so confused tho.
Underrated comment.
hugs and kisses as a service provided by university of texas students ... utxo
New favorite.
(Sorry @carlosfandango.)
Lol. It’s very good!
An Amsterdam Coffeeshop for high profile business deals: Hash Time Locked Contracts (HLTC)
Washing machines - whirlpool or coinjoin
or Lightning cleaning machine https://i.postimg.cc/rs546gDB/LN-cleaning-machine.jpg
I like coinjoin for a local laundromat too 🤙
Lets goo
Bitcoin is really cool because it makes simple small business that produce value an economic reality for longevity.
I dream of a bread bakery called BitsOfBread. There will be bitcoin knowledge and art and fun things all over.
keep going!
how about for a clothing shop?
There are how I like them, bad in taste and flat:
Proof of Work: theoretical math homework consultancy
A global tour company ... turing complete
Adult entertainment company - Private Keys
Psychic services provided by convicts ... consensus
Logging company that requires you enter a binding agreement for each and every log you'd like to purchase ... discrete log contracts
Dust Attack: distributed house cleaning service
Hard Money: online payment processor for erectile dysfunction treatment, only takes btc.
Motorcycle shop Knack-a-moto
That's cool but I have one which I think you will like. This is BitFix
bean bag company called ... satooshi
😂
Self-help book anthology: The Difficulty Adjustment
Actually i think this would work better for the title of a straight to netflix rom com . Mila Kunis would star in it.
😂
very good one! I like it!
Moving company "Move on to other things"
Vegan health bar called VByte
Antique store specializing in miniatures called: Atomic Swap 😅
I'll definitely name my shop...seat for sats alone