Hmm. Your thoughts appreciated as always; Sobbing shitcoiner ‘may’ have been influenced by media reports last week. 
BT-sea has a more timeless quality I think.

Trying to decide in my favorite. Sobbing shitcoiner has that alliteration, but BT- sea is hard to beat.

siggy47

anita

 and the other reprobates usually found in the daily Stacker Saloon.

Any zaps forwarded to the SN satraiser recipient 

meta

Once upon a time
lost money on shitcoins but
never BTC. The end

Sobbing shitcoiner
begging for your money, but;
‘Gimme back my Lambo!’

You have the reason,
You have opportunity,
Bitcoin is your chance

A vine chokes commerce..
the parasite kills its host..
BTC blooms unhindered

Let all your sats flow, 
like water to the river, 
to the BT-sea

Cards are dealt and held,
The winner will take it all!
Didn’t deal? It’s not you.

People so shouty
I see anger management
is all the rage.. lol

end
(Many thanks for the encouragement from @siggy47 and the other reprobates usually found in the daily Stacker Saloon.
Any zaps forwarded to the SN satraiser recipient @anita founder of Bitcoin for Fairness)