Haha, El Salvadorians? I thought that was an improper demonym, but nope -- valid!

Anyway, I can claim partial responsibility for their turn towards poverty. My latest bank statement told me that because my direct deposits had totaled less than the $1K threshold for the month, I was charged a $7 monthly account maintenance fee.

Before the end of this month, I will withdraw my balance, close my account, and join the ranks of the de-banked!