428 sats \ 7 replies \ @SatoshisSkeleton 29 Sep 2023 \ parent \ on: If bubble bursts 2morrow (markets and housing crash) what's your 1st move? bitcoin
Cathie Wood is a vibe. Totally out of touch and continually making things and opinions up. But this is why I like her. She's delusional in a fun way. Sort of like a fun Aunt who likes to gamble and drives a pale 2003 VW Bug with the top down and takes you out on weekends for junk food as a kid and to the arcade.
Then she drops you off at your house... and she's $200 poorer, you spent your allowance money and although you both had a good time she might not make rent this month but she's got a cool new boyfriend "Chet" who's a mattress salesman and has promised to take you both to the horse racing track next weekend.
Totally want to meet your Aunt Cathie… she sounds a blast. You have won SN today for that description!
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I feel like Chet drives a faded red Pontiac Fiero or like a 06 Mustang. Sort of an uncle Rico vibe.
And Cathie is a MLM sales lady on the side. Sort of like Mary Kay but a knock off version.
Bridge card nights are on Wednesday and the theme of her house is cartoon "Cows" and pictures of her trips to Reno Florida.
Her job would be something like shift manager or middle manager at a regional company. Something corporatish but mid level.
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I feel like I know her better than my own aunt at this point.
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💀 so good
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😆👏
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Bruh
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She also has an astronomical price prediction based on bad napkin Math. So there's that too.
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